
this is MY LIFE..
STAY ONLI if u care..
GET LOST if u dun..
basically thats ME!!!
There was once a couple...The husband is
quite a
dumb person...
Wife : You wanna hav sex?
Husband : But we will hav a child...
Wife : We are married...
Husband : Oh yeah...So,you wanna use
condom?
Wife : But we are married...
Husband : Oh...Rite...
But the husband is too dumb to
understand...So,he went to a shop which sells
condoms...He brought with him $0.50...There
are
3 types of condoms...
1st type : White Condom($0.40)
2nd type : Black Condom($0.50)
3rd type : Glow-In-The-Dark Condom($0.60)
So,the husband decided to buy the Black
Condom which costs $0.50...But,while he was
away,his wife was raped by an Indian
man...So,when he got home,he did ble with his
wife...
After a month or so,they got a son...But 1
problem
is that the son is black like a
charcoal...Well,you
should know whose father it is...It's the Indian
man
who raped the man's wife...
The son was miserable because at school,he
was
always called blackie or charcoal...So,one
day,he
asked his mother...
Son : Mother,why am I so black??? Everyone
at
school calls me blackie and charcoal...
But the wife refused to answer anything...She
only
said to the boy to go and asked the
father...So,while the father was reading his
newspaper,the son asked...
Son :Father,Why am I so black???
Husband :Can you just shut up???!!!
But the son continued to annoy and irritate the
father...At last,the father shouted...
"IF I HAVE SPENT $0.60,YOU WILL BE
GLOWING IN THE DARK~!!!"
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